I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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