My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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