But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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