i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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