Ambien. No doubt about it.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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