i don't like sucking hair
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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