I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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