I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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