we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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