So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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