Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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