My first STD was from a foam party
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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