what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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