I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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