what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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