I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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