Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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