Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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