I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I think your dad took our porno
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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