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So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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