it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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