Just fell off a train. Bad.
its not stalking. its research.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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