operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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