I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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