Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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