he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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