1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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