Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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