white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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