She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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