We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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