I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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