she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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