i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
