Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
