I hate your face
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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