We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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