Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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