Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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