Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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