No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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