OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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