It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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