I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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