Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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