hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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