I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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