So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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