So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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