PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
where are you?
Hypothermia
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
