That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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